a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room. 

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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Waterfall fountain in Osaka. [video]

Waterfall fountain in Osaka. [video]

zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

wilhedivahater:

actualcecilbaldwin:

i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown

they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense

can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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thewicked-eternity